The Munchkins Are a Problem: One Mom's Struggle to Direct the Fifth-Grade ...
Introduction
The seven-minute Munchkin Land medley is killing me. It’s one song after another in rapid fire sequence. Whoever wrote this — Arlen and Harburg, you rats — were absolute masochists. Judy Garland could handle it, of course. She was a pro. But didn’t they realize that schoolchildren around the globe would someday be unable to keep up with their untenable string of hits? What were they thinking?
Glinda’s “Come Out, Come Out, Wherever You Are” is followed immediately by the ditty about the house beginning to pitch and the kitchen taking a slitch, which is followed by “Ding Dong, the Witch Is Dead,” which segues nicely into the Mayor of the Munchkin City’s declaration, which trades lines quick quick quick with the Barrister and then the Coroner, followed by the Lullaby League, and then the Lollipop Guild, who look bored to death, to be quite honest, followed by the tra la la la las, then “Follow the Yellow Brick Road” and finally, thank heavens, “We’re Off to See the Wizard.” I thought they’d never get going.
Yes, this time of year baseball is important in these parts, as is basketball — the Florida State men's basketball team is just two games away from the postseason, and the women's basketball Seminoles have already played in their conference tournament
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She comes out and does an acoustic-rock version of "You and I," and her voice is definitely strong. Cee Lo is the first to turn, and we finally see Sarah Golden, a woman with a short haircut and maybe not the best skin, but definitely not the monster
