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Do you know why women wear glasses?

07.02.12

&Nbsp;Soon most female teachers, nurses and secretaries in government offices had an extra pair of ‘educated’ eyes on their faces. They had a learned defect in their eyes only spectacles could correct. Now society has always been amused by a lady in glasses, bebatsi ufundze kakhulu even if abefundzisa iSewing kaStandard Two B. Any lady who came to teach in the bundus abengasonywa lula because men were scared to be embarrassed bebatsiwati singisi kakhulu. For that reason teachers married teachers and doctors married nurses whereupon officers married female secretaries. They were birds of the same feathers and they flocked and flew towards the same direction. Even if you were educated way back then, as a Three-Legged creature you would always approach a bespetacled woman with caution ulungise emagama akho esingisi before you talked to her. That is the aura and power that came with her glasses. To date the feminine defect in the eyes has been infectious, most if not all women have or wish they used glasses. Talk of somebody afisa kugula so that she may get glasses too, kusho kutsi kungumkhuhlane lomuhle. Truth be told they envy their sisters who had been so ‘fortunate’ to be diagnosed for a pair of glasses. Wherever you are, so long as it is a place of work, socialization, or even the church, more women are wearing glasses than men. It’s a pandemic that comes with a bit of fashion. Now not all women were and are educated that they would qualify for a civilized illness and be rewarded with glasses. Be that as it may they also wanted to appear in glasses. Kuyalenyusa litfuba lekukhulunyiswa bafana loko. Glasses are worn mostly for cosmetic than medical reasons. Women flocked shops and swept every shelf clean of sun shades. Not that men don’t buy them, women buy them much, much more. And if a man buys shades it is only to impress a woman or women. That’s why most men are funny in sun shades that are so dark. Labanye bajitha ungatsi libhungane nje. Societal Scales can bet you a dime; all women have pairs of sun shades in their drawers, handbags, in their car-cabins and in their workplaces. They come clear, dark, very dark and absolutely opaque. Each has a definite purpose Cebsile bought them for. They come in all shapes and sizes. Pick any woman for statistical reason, she would tell you they are meant to protect her eyes from the scorching sun but most of the day they are perched over her eyebrows.  Letinye tilwane tiwakhaceka lisibekele nje noma ebusuku when there is no scorching sun. There is something very peculiar about these cosmetic glasses women buy and wear today. They are so huge and broad ungatsi nje lifasitelo lasesitolo latsenge khona letibuko you would think they had a wheelbarrow to take them outside the shop noma ke vele wawatsenga eHardware shop and got the services of a hired van to get them home. Big as they are they fit in their handbags. They are so wide they would cover three-quarters of the woman’s face so much behind them ungeke umbone kutsi ungubani or how she looks unless you can identify her by other physical features you know. It is still beautiful fashion which all women embrace. As said earlier women put on glasses for far more than medical and cosmetic reasons. Remember these pretty animals with very dark and deep secrets. She may be putting on fake medical glasses to hide the fact that she has ain’t seen much of a classroom interior. With clear glasses on, very small and befitting her already painted face she looks really sophisticated noma kanjani utawukhulunyiswa. By the time the man discovers the true woman behind the glasses, the damage would done. Remember everything behind glasses looks attractive, shiny and attracting. That is why to date window -shopping remains the most popular mode of attempting to buy. Those clothes appear behind glasses and they look appealing. Talking of secrets, one lady Thengitheni Ngwenya abeyojuma eNgogola, her boyfriend kulijaha belimba liphindze linatse timbita talo. Coming back home everybody wondered why her eyes looked tired and so hollow. She knew the truth, lokwemuntfu kwakumgulukudza busuku bonkhe kwasa angabutsi cotfu butfongo impompoloze njalo intfombatana yebantfu due to the anger and sting of the man’s Anaconda. Instantly she became so guilty to be looked or look people in the eyes. She put on vey big and wide sunshades and went to town. One of her friends complemented her on the nice shades and attempted to take them off to try them on herself. Wala waphetsa because she could expose her tell-tale eyes. “Awati yefana bengikuMzobolondvo itolo, intfo langente yona ungatsi nanyalo ubhalwe bonkhe lobuso bami. There you, the shades were to hide the guilty face and conscious albeit the sweet memory of the night gone by. You should know by now that a lot of women particularly in the prime age, those who are employed and drive their own cars banatsa kwengca emadvodza ngisho nalawa labendza kuwo. Still they do not want it to show in their pretty but ageing faces. The lipstick and the facial powders can only do as much but cannot cover it all. The eyes, which can be a window through which the soul can be scrutinized will tell the whole story kutsi vele nje uyadronka Nonophile lolosebenta lapha ebhange. She will hide the eyes behind a large pair of shades angena nje emotweni. She may even replace the medical glasses with the sunshades for the rest of the working day. Lomuntfu ukhonkhotfwa libhabhalazi leleluhlula ngisho injebovu. Some of them are victims of domestic violence, ubetsiwe nje last night and for the whole week she shall be concealing those bruises, blue eyes and cuts above and beneath the eye line. Half the face goes behind colored glasses which complement leruji yakhe in colour and you need to come very close to discover kutsi uwokliwe lo and it is no style. Akakaswenki, ubhandishile with the sun glasses. Others would literally adorn them to avoid friends, foes relatives and former and current boyfriends along the Allister Miller Street. Wena uyambona and she pretends yena akakuboni. When you press and meander in-between the crowds she will fake surprise and a smile to see you. Kadze akubonile abekunyantela nje. Eye glasses be they medical or whatever serve numerous purposes which serve a woman interest best hidden behind those eye glasses!

Source: The Swazi Observer